Thirteen Signs You're a Yuppie Mom
All of the following are true occurrences from the past couple of weeks:
1. Your 4 1/2 year old DD is playing with her tea set and you overhear her offering her teddy bear a "latte".
2. You see a blog title called "If You Give My Toddler a Blackberry" and you think it's referring to an electronic device rather than a fruit.
3. Your 19 month old DS actually knows which button on Daddy's Blackberry to push in order to get a dial tone.
4. Your DD recognizes a Mozart tune but has no idea what Grandpa is referring to when he says "wascally wabbit".
5. You have a long discussion with some fellow moms about raw milk vs. organic milk vs. goat's milk and the best places to purchase the aforementioned.
6. You seriously consider driving two hours each way to attend a chicken pox party.
7. You overhear the kids at park day playgroup pretending to be ancient Romans fleeing the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
8. The kids in the playgroup have names like Soleil, Finn, Lydia, Ivy, Graham, Clark, Catriona, Coco, Leilani, Gianna, Leon, Tobias, Veronique, Jasper, Bram, and Atticus.
9. Your mom asks your DD "what does Daddy do at his job?" and when she answers "he makes money for [name of his employer]" you realize you have no clue how to explain his job function in a way that will make sense to her any more than that.
10. Your DD talks about getting a dog "after I finish graduate school".
11. You volunteer your DS as a guinea pig for the Learning Lab at Stanford and you use the opportunity to explain the scientific method to his big sister.
12. Your DS makes the American Sign Language sign for "milk" when presented with a cup as part of the experiment.
13. Your old babysitter growing up is now a post-doctorate fellow in neuroscience at Stanford and just got married at a Buddhist retreat in a ceremony that started with the "marriage is what brings us together today" speech from The Princess Bride.
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